And what do kultured people wear to the thee-ay-tah, one may ask? Well, Alien Wally and Mags thought they knew, but were worried that they had got it completely wrong, judging by the first person they met there.

Not the most friendly of ushers either, was he. Pointed his gun at Alien Wally and Mags, he did. “Help us Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope!” our brave heroes cried. Repeatedly. Hey, if it worked for Leah…. They were finally saved by the presence of a barrwoomann, an interesting yet helpful creature from the far reaches of space (otherwise known as Glasgow). “May the Force be with you,” she intoned as she gave them their energy-replenishing medicine. The Force did indeed work its magic, and Alien Wally and Mags were able to proceed into the thee-ay-tah to watch One Man Star Wars. Very highly recommended!
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