Saturday, 26 April 2008

Q: What Do Painters Talk About While They’re Working?

A: Their underwear.

Q: How on earth did Mags come by this pertinent piece of information?

A: The metal balcony railings on Mags and Alien Wally’s block of flats are currently being repainted. As Mags sat working in her office one day, the blinds angled so that she could see out but the painters couldn’t see in and didn’t know she was there, she got to overhear their conversation.

Q: So, pray tell… what underwear do painters wear?

A: Long-johns.

Q: Why?

A: Because it’s April in Scotland….

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